I am nearly offended by trite and pretentious bullshit now and it is my cause to avoid producing said bullshit. Therefore, I should never emit a note from my mouth, or even move a part of my body, because every gesture suggest pretense. And, with a full frontal shock and awe assault on all things bullshit, at least as far as is my control, I will avoid any thoughts dealing with this thing or that thing or anything. I will die and with it pretense. What a shame! They will say.

Wow, that was bullshit!

ps. This was from your dream last night that you don't remember.